Sunday, June 25, 2006

FORENSICS INVESTIGATION COMPLETE!

Remember the photo of the Oxford students in a recent article from the Academy? After an extensive investigation, Bendena City Police have discovered a direct connection between that photograph and the mysterious Kansas Tractor Murder. Never before released is this photograph, which Bendena officials are certain provides motive for the accused Kansan Farmer, indicted with 1st Degree Burns and Manslaughter. The below photograph, taken at the same time as the previous photograph which graces our pages, displays clearly the Kansan Farmer's desire to remove the victim from the Oxfordian Campus, probably over some rivalry for the attentions of one the female students. Just look at the expression on the farmer's face in this picture as compared to the picture posted previously. At far right, he is clearly happier when his Asian victim, of Washinton D.C., who would not answer phone calls to his residence to help clear up the circumstances of his death, is absent from the far left of the picture. Bendena residents are up in arms over these recent developments: several young women were seen crying in the streets while clutching pictures of the alleged murderer, while the owner of the local watering hole told reporters: "We haven't had this much excitement since the feed mill burned down, back in 1903! We still haven't finished the new one though."

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:10 PM

    I need to think of a new comment man!

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  2. Anonymous11:32 PM

    I'll investigate your forensics man.

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