Sunday, June 25, 2006

From The High Society Tabloids Of The Academy


Just when you thought you knew who was paired off with who, this candid photograph pops up. Scheduled to appear in the 2006 Senior Slide Show, this picture failed to shock and puzzle onlookers due to the Show's incompetent administration, but that hasn't prevented it from being found in the archives of The Academy, and brought to you exclusively here. The tallest King of the Orient, or member of the Three Magi, is pictured here looking deep into the eyes of the infamous SS-Proktor of St. Catherine's Prison Compound, from whence she wielded her harsh authority with impunity. But apparently she has a soft side too, caught in this brief moment during the recent Spring Formal of Christendom College. Love? Intrigue? Espionage? Heartburn? You decide.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:00 PM

    That's it. you're dead.

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  2. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Oops

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  3. Lol!
    Hilarious.
    Larry, you and Niki should watch it in public.

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  4. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Yes, but not as good a lookin a guy as me!

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  5. Nice picture...but how dare you plagerize my description of Niki!

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  6. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Aside from the fact that "yankee angel" is an oxymoron, I most certainly did not plagurize the description of Fraulein Kommandant. Perhaps you did.

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  7. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Why does this post have the most comments?

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  8. Anonymous12:31 AM

    Because you keep commenting on it.

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  9. Anonymous1:26 PM

    woof woof!

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  10. Anonymous1:26 PM

    woof woof!

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  11. Anonymous1:27 PM

    woof woof!

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  12. Anonymous1:12 PM

    That's so cute man!

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  13. Just thought I'd bump the number up another one...

    Ain't I a jerk...?

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